Monday, May 10, 2010

No Tiltle..~

Money is not everything..
There's Mastercard & Visa..

One should love animals..
They are so tasty..

Behind every successful man, there is a woman..
and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two..

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate,but
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent:
education ruined me?!

Practice makes perfect...
but nobody's perfect...
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
that you can put off today.
So, go to sleep...

There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

Hard work never killed everybody
but why take the risk?

The more you learn, the more you know..
the more you know, the more you forget..
the more you forget, the less you know..
so, why learn?

A bus station is where a bus stops..
A train station is where a train stops..
On my desk, I have a work station..
what more can I say...

Marriage is an institution where
the man knows his bachelor degree..
and the woman gets her master
After years of marriage,
they both become PhD (Problem Holder Degree)

The person who create the alphabets was a genius
but the made a mistake by keeping u and I so far apart

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
official people talk about other people,
and legends never talk....
they send SMS over the phone..

Positive Thinking is like this...
A little bird in the sky....You lock up and it still in your eyes..
You don't mind and you don't cry..
You just thank God that cows don't fly!

God is too wise that He created
friends without price tags..
because if He did..
some of us wouldn't be able to
afford to buy our valuable friends.....

Author: Unknown...

1 comment:

Ron Fitri said...

panjangnye...mane dapat sume nie?...

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